Created: Sept 26
If you don't like DDR, then you are a jackass. Leave my site.
That's better. now, for those who don't know, in DDR there are like four panels on your side and you like, hit arrows as they come up. It's all crazy. And then sometimes you get two arrows at the same time and stuff. Nevermind, just go to your local arcade and play it, dammit. Or play this or download this. They're like gateway drugs, except they're free.
DDR gives you three songs for a dollar (four songs in nonstop), which is like 6 minutes if you don't fail. It's just like weed because you keep plugging tokens in one after another until you're out of tokens but it's so good that you buy more tokens. Except with weed, you don't buy tokens. But otherwise, it's the same thing. Damn that game.
It's also like weed because it's apparantly illegal here. I think. I don't know. The screens say something about it only being allowed to play in Japan, like I care. Who makes up this shit? And for that matter, why do I have to mod a Playstation to play games from other regions? Why do they bother wasting their time to tell a CD "you can only run on systems in this country"? What's the bloody point? I wonder what DDR would be like if you were already on weed? Then it would be like... wow, I've got try that some time.
Other arcade games suck. If I chose what was in an arcade, it would be DDRs wall to wall, And they'd be free.
And none of those lousy ripoffs of DDR would enter my Arcade. There's these terrible 5-panel ones. What are they called again? "Something Something Beat Something Perfect Collection" or something. Half the songs in that game are made by Banya. That's a pretty bad sign right there.
I got a Double-A in a 7-footer. But it doesn't really count because I was holding on to the bar. What's the point of that bar? You're not supposed to use it, so why is it there? In case someone's about to fall so they can hold on to it? Just let them fall and hit their head, then when they're unconsious*, I can play their songs for free.
* I don't care if this spelled wrong.
