| "Night at the Oscars" *as interpreted by the ecircle trio, Julz, Shelly, and I.* WARNING: Don't take any of this stuff seriously, ok? It's all one big running joke. Prepare to laugh at our concious silliness. |
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| Bet: Love the suspenders, Tbone. Btw, what's with the booze? Shelly: Hey everyone and welcome to the biggest night in Hollywood! Yes, it is the night of the oscars! Beth: We have, which is weird, been sent by e-circle TV to bring you coverage fothe oscars! Julz: The award ceremony was pretty boring so we put together a really really quick little highlights clip. *little 2 minute clip on the whole 3 hour award show plays really really fast and then is over* Shelly: And now we are taking you to some of the hottest parties to celebrate the Oscars! Beth: And would you look who we found! Julz: It's Hanson! Taylor: Can't we get away from you three?! Shelly: *mouth drops open in astonishment* Taylor why the hell are you wearing?! Tay: What's wrong with what I'm wearing? Shelly: *clears throat* And now for my best and worst dressed list! The best on the list would be Beth with her lovely blue dress and worst would be...TAY AND HIS GOLDEN SUSPENDERS! Beth: And where did you find that, Tbone? *picks up wine bottle* and what have you been drinking, young man? Taylor: Um,...no it was the people on the other side of the table who brought it! Shelly: Oh look! Judge Judy is at the Oscars, too! I bet she could tell if Tay was lying or not! Beth: OO! You gonna be in trouble Tay~! Shelly: Oh Judge Judy!! Come over here and talk to e-circles TV! J. Judy: Okay, now. What's going on here? Tay: Finally! Someone who'll listen to me. You see judge, Beth is bothering me here and- J. Judy: What do you think you're doing? We're not in my courtroom! Julz: *giggles* Oh *is in a nice lilac dress and pretty silver shoes* Don't you like us, Tay? :( We are being so nice to you and this is what we get? I mean we could still be doing Jerry Springer but we were nice and went and did TRL and Much Music and I'm still rambling so I'll shut up now. Tay: I didn't say taht you were bothering me, Julz. It's Beth here! She harasses me to no end about every little thing that I do! I can't take it anymore! Beth: This poor boy hasn't seen bad yet! Tay: I'm sure I havn't. Shelly: don't tempt her Taylor! Beth: Shelly don't warn him I want him to see my dark side! Shelly: um....that would be bad! Taylor: bring it on! Julz: if i'm not bothering you then what was this for? "Can't we get away from you three!?" hmm. Beth: Don't worry, it's still about that springer incident. *grabs taylor by the base of his neck and his shoulders scrunch up* ISn't it?! Tay: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!! Shelly: well you know you deserved that! Beth: ooo! he's tickleish! *starts to tickle taylor as he squeals* hahaha! JUlz: *starts laughing* omg*gasp*taylor*gasp*squeals*gasp*like a girl. *burst out laughing* Shelly: *covers face in embarassement* oh dear lord. Julz: *calms down* all better now Beth: hahaha! Shelly: and to think i like that guy! what's wrong with me!? Julz: *pats shelly on the shoulder* there there, i'm sure he has a masculine squeal in there.......somewhere Beth: hahaha! *contiues to tickle him* Taylor: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHGGG!!!!! STOP THAT!!!! *hollers like a man this time* Julz: uh beth maybe you should stop, he could pee his pants and that would ruin it Shelly: dear god! *is embarassed* Julz: come on we should be having fun. Shelly: lets mingle! look there is julia roberts and her new friend oscar!! Tay: and there is... Shelly: no no no julia roberts is more important tay! Tay: ok. Julz: hehe. i dunno who to look for. Shelly: come on tay dance with me! Tay: but... Shelly: fine i'll go dance with the now single tom cruis! Tay: no no that's ok i'll dance with you! Shelly: well i supose you will do! *giggles* |