Memorial Pissing Plaque...continued




Krissy
Subject of the day!

Yes deb, piss is drink. As Jeff would say, piss is also wee,

I got one e-mail from you and I think I replied, and then I got a second, but it was blank... SID? ? ?




minime
Piss or Wee...

� So you saying our memorial should be a drinking fountain after all....Kind of changes the shape of things....




Krissy
Piss or Wee...

� Ewwww! no! ! ! yuck! ! !

We'll stick with the non-drinking fountain, please!

I just thought of some more food/restaurant suggestions - mashed potatoes and "peas" must be served with the lasagne; the napkins will look like striped dishtowels, and should be worn around the neck; you MUST push you plate away when finished dining, or the waitstaff with the light meters will not clear your table; and, in addition to light meters, they should also have lens caps and/or magnifying glasses hanging around their necks.

Now, the hosts/hostesses who seat patrons should wear something different to distinguish them - how about PJ bottoms with little horsies on them?




minime
Horsie PJ's

� How about just the blue bath towel...Of Course if we are discussing hostesses, maybe they should wear the tops of the horsie PJ's.

sorry about the drinking fountain theme. I know you are not feeling well today. Hope I didn't make it worse hehehe!




CGee
Right, Krissy...Holiday motifs!

Think of the possibilities! ! ! Ornaments, cookies, menorahs,flannel mistletoe...




Krissy
Right, Krissy...Holiday motifs!

Just another bump... we can't forget about THIS...

hmm, in keeping with our "chocolate" cravings, how about little chocolate cowpies in the giftshop? or do we have them already? ?




Debm1
Hey, did any one think...

That if Ted C got involved he would probably fit right into the motif by "pissing his pants". We could then sell pictures of Ted C with a big stain on his pants!

Think we could sell them to the TABS...footy perv




Hmmmmmm
Right, Krissy...Holiday motifs!

� Bleeeerggghhhh.

Chocolate cowpies. Those things just gross me out. Dad went to Canada and brought back Moose pies (same thing) - even though it&339s chocolate and by it's very nature perfect, I just can't bring myself to eat it.

Eeeeeww! !




Krissy
Hey Hmmmmmm....

Oh I agree - I can't eat hit in ANY form, LOL! but... they are tacky and this tacky little world we're creating should have them... people will buy anything. Witness Torri's comments that we need the Elvis-like black velvet/flannel paintings.




Krissy
One final bump...

....are we still designing the pissing park, or are we done?




debm1
Idea from russellcrowe

We need paper pants with RC's name and face all over them, just in case some of our visitors are so overcome by the greatness (ahem) of our shrine htat htey loose control of their bodily functions....Footy Perv




babzee
more giftshop items...

� SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! !

Do you have room for this in your Best of the Perch page? ? ? ?




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