(L/G are strolling thru a video store hand in hand one night)
Leo-So what'll it be Greens?
Greens-Uh, I don't know. Let's just shop around.
Leo-Shop? Oh you're such a woman.
Greens-Oh you're such a man.
Leo-Don't you know it. (he flexes and she playfully hits him)
Greens-How about Betty Broderick: A Woman Scorned?
Leo-What's it about?
Greens- A woman who kills her cheating husband.
Leo-No way. It'll give you too many ideas. How about Let's Play Doctor?
Greens-What's it about....wait don't tell me. It's porn isn't it?
Leo-Are you kidding me?! It's a classic!
Greens-Sure Leo sure. Nope. It'll give you too many ideas.
Leo-What, don't you like my "ideas"? (pretending to pout cutely)
Greens-(turns to him and puts her arms around his neck, lightly kissing his lips) I love your "ideas" and I love you.
Leo-Yeah? So what are you gunna do about it?
Greens-(wickedly grins and starts toward the door) Let's go home and make our own videos.
Leo-(has a stunned look on his face then runs after her) I'm right behind ya.