(Greens runs into the PH and bolts the door behind her)
Greens-Leo!
Leo-What is it honey?
Greens-(hands him a surgeon's mask) Put this on. I got it from PVH. Something's going around.
Leo-Greens, are you ill?
Greens-No. I'm scared. Today I went to see Jake at the hospital and instead I saw Erica.....wearing last season's fashions! That's not all. I ran into my father...he was applying for the priesthood! Even weirder, Binky came up to me and tried to have a civil conversation! What if we catch it??
Leo-Catch what?!
Greens-Stupidity. It leads to massive brain failure and totally illogical behavior. Apparently, Laura bit one of the nurses at Oak Haven and soon it was spreading like wildfire.
Leo-OMG! Greens, I've witnessed this first hand. Being around me only exacerbates the condition.
Greens-Isn't there a vaccine?
Leo-You! You're the vaccine. You cured me of my own case of stupidity about our relationship not too long ago.
Greens-Are they going to have to take my blood? I HATE needles!
Leo-The whole town is depending on you. So are the ratings.
Greens-Ok. Just knock me unconscious before they do it.
(And thus the crisis passed. :))