(Leo and Greens decide to take things slow and just date for a while after their hot, passionate reunion. Greens is getting ready for Date #1)
Greens-(twirls around)So is this the one Jake?
Jake-If this date thing is going to work out you're going to have to wear more clothing than that Greenlee.
Greens-But I've already tried on everything in my closet! I don't own anything prudish.
Jake-(chuckles) Look honey no matter what you wear Leo won't be able to keep his eyes off of you.
Greens-Really?
Jake-(pats her head) Really. (Door bell rings) I'll get it. (Opens the door, it's Leo. Leo sees red. BTW did I mention Jake was in his towel?) She's getting dressed, I was helping her.
Leo-What?! (Greens comes out and distracts him) Wow you look great.
Greens-(beaming) You really like my outfit?
Leo-Huh? Oh ya, the outfit too.
Greens-Oh it's just something I threw on. (Jake grins) Let's go. (She gives Jake a hug and Leo seethes)
AT BJ's
Greens-Very romantic.
Leo-Hey, I'm charming on a budget ok?
Greens-Ya I remember. Ya know Jake took me here last week. He really likes the ----
Leo-Grr. About that Greens.... Let's take a walk.
Boathouse
Leo-You know I love you right? (Puts his arm around her)
Greens-Of course (Snuggles closer)
Leo-And you love me right?
Greens-Of course.....what are you getting at?
Leo-Why shouldn't we be together then? Greenlee will you marry me?
Greens-No
Leo-Huh? Why not?
Greens-I know you Leo. You're only asking me because you're jealous of Jake.
Leo-No I'm not
Greens-Yes you are
Leo-Am not!
Greens-Are too!
Leo-Stop being so argumentative! Isn't this what you want?
Greens-Not like this. (Leo looks dejected and takes his arm off her shoulder) Come on Leo don't be mad. Leo? (He turns away. They sit in silence for a moment) So when's the wedding?
Leo-(Breaks into a radiant smile and sweeps her off her feet) Oh, Greens! My Greenlee. I'm gonna take you to Hawaii, and Rome and......and Bhutan just like we planned
Greens-Um, Leo, charming on a budget. Remember?
Leo-Oh ya. Well that doesn't matter. I know one place we can go......
Greens-Where?
Leo-Not telling. Now let's give that rowboat under the stars another chance.
Las Vegas baby!!
(They get off the plane, Leo with a duffel and Greens directing three stewards carrying her luggage)
Leo-Welcome to the big city baby!
Greens-This was a great choice Leo. I've never been her before.
Leo-Never? Well I've got a thing or two to show you. I still feel kinda bad about not paying for the trip tho. Not too bad.
Greens-Granddaddy said to think of it as a wedding gift.
Leo-The wedding is his wedding gift?! God, I love Granddaddy.
Greens-Let's just get this over with so I can be yours forever.
Leo-You used the "f" word! Just kidding.
(They pull up to "Elvis' Extraordinary Wedding Parlor-Costumes Included!" in a limo)
Greens-This place looks just right, don't you think muffin?
Leo-yes dear. Oh, King...Mr Presley! There're two people here who want to get hitched.
"The King"-(snoozing receptionist jumps) Oh, howdy folks. At your service. What kinda weddin do ya'll want?
Leo-King, can I call you that? Ok. We want the one without sequined jumpsuits please.
TK-You got it. Right this way. Here ya go little lady. (Hands Greens a cheap plastic daisy and puts on a robe over his Elvis getup) Let us begin. What are your names? Ok. Leo, do you promise to love Greenlee tender for all the days of your lives, not just once in a blue moon, and never take her to heartbreak hotel?
Leo-Uh, I do. Other hotels perhaps....
TK-Greenlee, do you----
Greens-Excuse me, I'd like to say something. Leo, before we found each other I was hungry for love, starving. I was looking in all the wrong places. And then I met you. I thought you were "nuthin but a hounddog" Sorry. Anyway, you were just a charming scoundrel, who became a partner in crime. But I learned to like you and that night in the Pine Cone motel I learned I loved you. Then we were apart for so long and it was killing me inside. However, during that tie I learned to trust you and our love because I had nothing else to hold onto. You were right. We can't escape our family, but we can make our own family, you, me and Happy, that will last a lifetime. Ad standing here now, with this bozo in front of us and the smell of synthetic fabrics in my nose I can honestly say that this is the happiest day of my life. oh, and I do.
(They kiss, the bozo throws rice, takes pictures and collects money as the lovebirds go off to their hotel room)
(They enter their hotel room. Leo heads straight for the snack bar to get a drink and Greens fiddles with the air conditioning. Then they both go sit down on the bed. Greens whips out the wedding photos)
Leo-Aww. How cute!
Greens-hehe You blinked.
Leo-So did you. I love how you blink.
Greens-What kind of frames should these be in?
Leo-i'm glad you asked. Here's your wedding present dear.
Greens-(Opens up the package and starts laughing hysterically)
Leo-I got it in the gift shop. I thought it was appropriate.
Greens-(reading the frame, it is red and yellow and orange with little flames) "Hunka hunka burnin love"?
Leo-Speaking fo burning love. (He kisses her neck)
Greens-Is it hot in here?
Leo-Here let me help you with that. (Kisses work their way down her neck to her shoulder as his hands undo her blouse. Her hands find their way to his his chest where she encounters difficulty with his buttons and finally just rips it off)Hey! I liked that shirt!
Greens-(just smiles and pulls him back into a kiss as they fall onto the bed. Whoops, there go his pants....hers..........whose thong?
Flash to some time later. A view of the clothes strewn room, wheeling around to rest on Leo and Greens laying in bed, panting. Leo gets up and staggers over to the air conditioner)
Leo-Gotta love the desert. (He heads back to the bed but spots something on the floor and leans down ;) Oo, looky looky. Leo found a dollar in quarters. Someone musta dropped it when they wanted to use the vibrator.
Greens-There's a vibrator?
Leo-Naughty Greens! No, I have a better use for this dough.
Greens-What could be better than a vibrator?
Leo-Guess who's taking his girl out on the town tonight?
Greens-Oh ya, you did promise to show me a thing or two.
Leo-A Du Pres never breaks a promise.
Greens-Since when?
Leo-Since now. Don't argue girl, we have to get dressed.
A Casino
(Leo and Greens walk in looking like a million bucks, him in a tux and her in a slinky burgundy dress)
Greens-What should we play first?
Leo-Anything you want sugar.
Greens-Ok eenie meenie miney mo. That one!
Dealer-Hey girlie. How you doin?
Leo-Back off buddy, that's my chick.
Dealer-And who are you?
Leo-Du Pres, Leo Du Pres.
Greens-You ham!
Dealer-Ok what'll it be? 5 card stud, Indian poker...?
Leo-Blackjack.
Greens-Is that like go fish?
Leo-Sort of. Let me take this first hand ok?
(Leo gets his hand and pretends to look happy before pretending to compose himself. The man is good, causing three other players to fold. Now it's a showdown. Leo keeps betting, the stakes are almost ten bucks now)
Greens-Whoo hoo, you got all different cards. Right on.
Leo-Ah, Greenlee! Did you forget to put your glasses on today? (laughs nervously)
Other player-Too late Du Pres. Your girlfriend blew your bluff. Flush. (lays his cards down)
Leo-My wife thank you very much. (He digs around in his pockets and ends up counting out pennies to pay the man)
Leo-Come on Greens, now you play one.
Greens-How about this one? Here, blow on these dice cutie. (He blows on them and then licks her knuckles with the tip of tongue. She throws them and wins) YES!
(Cut to some time later, our Greens is on a roll with Leo as her good luck charm, getting quite a large collection of chips)
Leo-I think you've won back our ten bucks, and then some. Time to quit while you're ahead.
Greens-But I'm on a roll!
Leo-Well, if you come back to the hotel room with me.....(whispers something in her ear)
Greens-Bye guys! (gathers up all her cash)
Hotel room
Leo-Here we are my lady (opens the door with a flourish) Come here, I want to dance with my wife.
Greens-Are you drunk?
Leo-No! (He comes over and starts dancing)
Greens-(Sticks a twenty in his pants) Take it all off! (she laughs and kisses him, starting to sway with his arm around her waist) When do we have to go back to Pine Valley?
Leo-Never. it's you and me against the world Greenlee. (He dips her)