(Hospital chapel. Leo's dressed in those same pants he's been wearing for a week and a high necked, buttoned up, long sleeved shirt, wanting to be completely covered up just in case.....Laura entered, wearing a white hospital gown that made her look even more like a washed out ghost and flashing her red teddy, leaving Leo looking like he'd seen one. Brooke was bawling, so was Binky, who had been handed the bittersweet honor of being maid of honor)
Priest-Do you Laura take this man as your lawfully wedded husband?
Laura-Yeah I'm down with that G. Look, you're really radical Leo and I'm stoked that you love me, the street rat. You have my heart.
Leo-Can I exchange it? It's defective! HA! Ha ha haha.....hehe...get it? Defective....(cricket noises, no one else is laughing) cough cough. Moving on.
Priest-Do you Leo take this woman as your lawfully wedded wife?
Laura-Of course he does. He loves me, the street rat, yo. Doesn't he Bianca? I was thinking we could go scuba diving for our honeymoon.
Leo-I thought you couldn't swim?
Laura-Whatever. Kiss me you fool! (Pooches lips more than humanly possible and squints eyes)
Guy-(interupts by snapping a bunch of photos)
Leo-(dazzled by the flash) Ah! My eyes!
Laura-Oh no! You stole his soul and now God has struck him blind!
Priest-(looking her over) That may be a blessing in diguise my child.
Brooke-(not noticing the commotion, watching a patient go by on crutches. He sneezes) You're dying! GIVE ME YOUR HEART!!
Patient-(thinking she's some crazy devil worshipper, hobbles for his life)
(Brooke runs after him, Laura after her since Brooke was the oxygen tank bearer. The exertion
causes Laura to keel over and immediately die)
Next day-Same chapel- Laura's funeral
Greens-(wearing a sequined silver dress) You said you'd go to this funeral and now you won't open your eyes?
Leo-I'm afraid I'll go blind.
Greens-There are no photographers here Leo.
Leo-No it's just that you look so beautiful.
Greens-(blushes) Aren't you afraid of divine vengeance?
Leo-Partly, since I don't have my soul on me at the moment. You have it in your hands. Not to mention these sinful thoughts I'm thinking....
Greens-Leo! (playfully slaps him)
(They kiss, fade out)
The End
PS-Zora the nurse's real name turns out to actually be Laura so Brooke adopts her and they live happily ever after.