(9 AM, the sun is bright, birds are chirping, Greens is fast asleep w/ one of those masks over her eyes until Leo comes in carrying a tray)
Leo-Greens. Wake up baby. Greenlee? Greenlee!! (He sets down the tray and kicks the bed) Greens!
Greens-Huh, what? Where am I? What day is it?
Leo-You're in our bed and it's February 22nd. Happy Birthday Sleeping Beauty! I made you breakfast in bed.
Greens-(takes off her mask and eyes the tray) That's it? You're gunna have to do better than that. You owe me three years of birthdays.
Leo-Huh?
Greens-What were you doing last year at this time?
Leo-Um, well....denying my love for you, darling.
Greens-And smooching Laura (Leo shudders). and the year before that?
Leo-You were bailing me out of jail. Ok, I get your point, but this is all there is. Sorry. Oh, actually there's a card too.
(Greens rolls her eyes, but gives Leo a kiss and thanks him for the thought before getting into the shower. After she emerges, she goes out into the living room in her towel and sees Woody, Millicent, Jake, who is holding Happy with a bow around his neck, Ryan and Gillian , who have finally acknowledged that Greens saved their lives and are suitably grateful, Roger and Opal as his date [Sleeze!], and Hayley and Mateo, but no Leo)
All-Surprise! Happy Birthday Greenlee!
(They take turns giving Greens hugs and their gifts. Woody and Millie give her a small island, Jake got her a personal masseuse, Ryan and Gillian got her shoes to replace those she ruined while helping them on the mountain, Roger gives her a professionally made IOU, Opal gives her a gift certificate to the Glamourama, Hayley and Mateo give her one of the twelve toasters still left over from their wedding, and a custom leash is her gift from "Happy", but still no Leo)
Greens-Thank you all! Does anybody know where my boy is?
(Jake wheels in a huge chocolate cake, out of which pops Leo, clad only whipped cream and a few strategically placed bows, playing Happy Birthday on a harmonica. Millie damn near faints and Hayley snaps a Polaroid while Mateo is not looking)
Leo-Happy Birthday dear Greenlee, Happy Birthday to you!
Greens-(cracking up so hard she can barely talk and clapping for him) That.....was......great.....Thanks.......everybody! (She composes herself and, still smiling, walks over to Leo. She takes some of his "outfit" on her finger and feeds it to him, slowly, sensually) Your outfit is liable to melt right off. We wouldn't want to ruin the carpet, now would we?
Leo-(sucks her finger and takes it gently in his teeth before releasing it) Wouldn't dream of it. (He picks her up and carries her off towards the bedroom)
Greens-(calling over his shoulder) Divide the cake amongst yourselves!