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| INTERESTING FACTS (That I don't want anyone to know about) -I was 12lbs 3oz when I was born. -When I was 9 my Aunt Mikki left me at an Oregon rest stop "on accident." I started therapy a couple months after that. -I've never grown out of the 2 year old picking their nose phase. This leaves me with the most boogarless nose. -I used to have a sister. -I now have a brother. -I say things like "coolie doodlez" and "sugar boogar" during most conversations. -Once, when it was freezing, I stuck my tounge on a metal poll and it wouldn't come off. Oh wait, that wasn't me... -I wrote a novel when I was 8 years old. It never actually got finished though. My hand started cramping around page number 93. -Jack keeps reminding me that I thought the eccudor was in Calfornia, when I actually thought that it was in Nevada. -My plan is to become a stand up comedian, but instead of talking I'll tape record one of many conversations my mother and I have had in the car and just play that on stage. -My heroes include Lucille Ball, Gilda Radner, Steve Martin, Jewel, my Grandmother, and the Burgerlar (one of the mascots for McDonalds). -If you're lucky, I'll offer to pop your zit for you. |
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| -I've been known to sleep for a day and a half, which comes out to 36 hours. -I'm usually nocturnal, but only during the night time. -I actually read books, and Jack doesn't understand why. -Ashley's house cursed me. The only time I spent the night there, I broke my wrist in five places the next day. -When I was 10 years old, I backed up my Grandma's car, forgot about the brake, started rolling down the hill, freaked out and didn't know what to do, jumped out of the car (as it was moving backwards), which resulted the car to hit a parked car, which then started rolling down the hill at an angle and hit a parked truck, leaving a dent the size of my head in it. -My parents aren't too thrilled about my 16th birthday coming up. -I didn't get the chicken pox until I was 14. -I've been known to say extra crazy things to the WOF girls. -I can't say anything mean, accept to Fat Mike, although I'm sure someone could say otherwise. -I write mostly folk music, and have recorded a few songs. And no, they weren't titled "This Ham is Your Ham" or "They Cut Down a Tree To Make My Geetar" -The only time I smoked pot, I threw up on my friend. -I like to write about myself, because it's the only thing I truely know. -Did I already mention that my Aunt Mikki left me at a rest stop in Oregon? |