| "Friends aren't like fish, you can't flush them...they're too big" -Tanya "Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?" -Fat Mike "...and he'd fall on his ass and I'd feel bad for him cause I could pull it first try" -Toast "Carl, you're the only person I know that makes fucking up look easy" -JB "Aw, my knee gave out!" -8 year old Adam "An old football injury?" -Sam in response "He got shot in Nam by Charlie" -Carl "Scott, have I ever told you you're my hero? Yes, you're the wind benethe my wings" -Sam "*Laugh* I can pass wind" -Scott in response "I know what to do, I just can't do it!" -Ashley "I use shampoo cause I can't find any real poo" -Carl "Bouncing things off your head is cool" -Chris while playing with a soccer ball "You're the biggest midgit I've ever seen!" -Sam to Carl "Fuck, I thought my finger fell off" -Jack after his band aid went flying during a nothing "My vagina's sore" -Sam (personal female thing) "Did you just call me a dinosaur?" -Dusty "You ride for Diamondback!" -Carl after Fat Mike was bitching about how Marcus Wilke rides for Mosh "The bigger the boobs the more they sag" -Annonymous "I wish I was him" - some kid at a skatepark while watching Harrison ride "You should try to grind today" - Fat Mike to a broken Carl "Yeah, lemme see your face" - Carl in response "That old guy rips!" - some kid at the Ballard park talking about Mark aka Toast "I feel like Fat...stupid" - Jack "I wouldn't worry. Not unless he started saying things like 'It's homo-errific!'" - Sam on Eminem |