General Location: Joplin
E-Mail: [email protected]
Favorite HERETIC cartoon: The P31:3's
Favorite HERETIC: I have to say Kolin, 'cause we wuz birthed in the same smelly town and I've known him way too long.
Questions
1. How do you know the Hatgirl? From Friday night Bible study. I met her last fall, but I was warned never to ride in her car well before I ever met her.
2. Why should the Hatgirl include you in a HERETIC cartoon? (i.e. What
heresies have you committed?)
I have to tell you, I'm just plain oppositional. I don't like to do
things that I'm told I have to do, especially when someone tries to guilt
me into doing it. The church I am currently attending receives no money
from me on a regular basis. The children in the church receive my time
and love every Sunday and during special events, but 'I gots no bucks fo'
da chuch.' It bugs me just a little (can you tell?) when Stewardship is
thought of simply in monetary terms and a church has a 'give me, give me'
attitude (maybe they should watch Madame Blueberry a few times). I give
to those in need, not to those who pack my bags every Sunday so they can
send me on a guilt trip. In general, if something I'm told seems a little
off, I take it to the one with all the answers and ask him directly (No,
not Regis . . . God). Besides, you know me and you know I'm just as heretical
as the rest of you.