| So you're wondering about the whole "word of the month" deal...You're probably thinking I'm some psycho that likes to post pornographic or sexual words on her webpage...nah...I just like to do something different...I like to spread a little knowledge (even if it is useless knowledge) to the public. Anyway, here's the story...One day I was talking to my friend Ange on the net...we were completely bored, as usual...so we were just randomly looking up funny websites. Well, Ange finds this webpage that has all these dirty words on it with pictures that go with them...some of the words were just so damn funny, that we decided to make a word of the month out of it. You all gotta see some of the funny shit on this website. Check it out... www.dirtydictionary.com |
| Words of the Month...In the Past (December 2003) Purple: extremely pornographic (January 2004) Canned Fruit: homosexual who denies or hides his preferences. Fruit generally describes homosexuality. (February 2004) Club Sandwich: sexual intercourse between three people. (March 2004) Dead Rabbit: a penis that cannot get erect (April 2004) Unsliced Bologna: an uncircumcised penis (May 2004) Cheese: attractive young woman (June 2004) Road: female genitals. suggesting a journey or passageway. road up for repairs is a british term designating menstruation. (July 2004) I'm sorry I forgot to update my webpage! =( (August 2004) Mustard: sexually attractive. mustard sometimes being 'hot.' cutting the mustard also implies 'making it.' (September 2004) Bald headed hermit: penis. Since there's no hair on the glans of the penis it is said to be bald headed. Like a hermit, the penis is single, furthermore, hermits sometimes live in caves. Cave is slang for a whole bunch of places the penis can be inserted. (October 2004) Soap: British term for semen (November 2004) Windmill: anus. british term alluding to the outlet for wind, just as water mill refers to female genitals. (December 2004) Sweet Potato Pie: female genitals. also note that the band Cracker sings of 'sweet thistle pie (shaved female genitals, as thistles are prickly plants).' (March 2005) Fight in Armour: wearing a condom - believe it or not this phrase dates back to the 16th century. (June 2005): Drunkly: adverb...uh, this really isn't a word...this is a made up word, created by my friend Gabe...I'm sure you all understand what this words means, but if not, check out her and I's convo on the "More Fun Stuff" Page (July and August 2005): Dream Whip: nocturnal emissions of semen ie whipped cream |
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