| August 27th, 2005. Emily's Toy Box Plays at the Cell Block... ~What turned into a night of originally planning to get drunk turned into a night of deciding not to get drunk, but apparently I got tipsy and didn't even know it? Adam, his bud Amber, and I showed up at the Cell late...late in my terms, not in anyone elses...it was 11:30ish, I believe...we run into Aaron and a few others by the stage...Adam runs to get us drinks, and I decide to double fist it for awhile. He comes back, my drinks last a total of maybe 2 minutes? Lo and behold, Ry and Shuback are behind me, first time I've seen them since I've been in town. So we all listen to the band, and they're def awesome, the lead singer is hot, of course...They go on break, and we're all just hanging out...Shuback is clearly drunk...because when the band started once again he was bobbing his head, jumping, yelling, singing, whatever...and clinging on to any person next to him to get them to join in. He tried to get me to join in several times, but I wasn't drunk enough, nor tipsy enough to do much but occasionally dance and utter a few of the lyrics. 1:30 rolls around, and I go with Shuback so he can get another beer...so what do I do? Buy his beer, and buy us each a shot of vodka (I never drink vodka shots at a bar!!) So we toast to our friendship, and down it goes...Shuback has this weird look on his face, so I shove my lemon slide in his mouth lol. Then he starts sneezing! WTF does he say? "I'm allergic to vodka." Ugh! Men. So it's time to leave, and I leave with Adam...as we walk to his car, he insists I stay at his house for the night because I'm "drunk". There was no way in hell I was drunk, by any means, I'll admit to tipsyness, but not drunk. So we're on Maynard St. Bridge, on the way to his house in the Valley, and here comes a fucking train,, and I swear it felt like hours...so I call Ry, who was driving and shouldn't have been and hit a curb while I was talking to him...I'm like "Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, this train is too damn long!" And Adam goes "yeah, this is why I think you're drunk, you're saying crazy ass shit" But really I was just happy and hyper and I like to "talk shit" in George's words. So finally, we get to Adams, and I'm hungry, so we find some weird ass, but good, Campbells ravioli soup...and I go on the net while Adam fell asleep...I emailed George, Rachel, Sarah, and Angie...and I seriously couldn't tell you what was said lol... |
| September 3, 2005...Gabe + Michelle + Alcohol + The Cell Block + Lycoming College + a Curb= One Crazy Night! ~Yeah, need I say more with that title? Where to start...Stef, Gabe's bud, and starting to be my bud, too, came up from Boyerstown for the weekend to have some fun. And fun did we have...We started the evening off with a wonderful, expensive dinner at Ichiban's...now everyone warned me it was expensive, and indeed it was (my total was $35), but no one told me how fucking fun it was!!!! Ichiban's has been, so far, the best eatting experience I have ever had. We all started off with a cocktail that we didn't need, I tried for the first time, a Mai Tai, Gsbe and Stef each had a strawberry daquiri which were excellent, too...I was so overwhelmed by the menu that I had no clue what to get...I settled on the Chicken and Steak Dinner, altho I hate steak, but oh well...Now, granted, this meal cost $19 in itself, but you got a salad, soup, 3 pc. shrimp appetizer, fried rice (hate that too), chicken, and steak. It was all soo freakin awesome I loved the fried rice and the steak, even tho they're foods I typically hate. But the Hibachi cook flung food in everyone's mouth...well, more in Gabe's cleavage than her mouth...I drank some Sake that he was cooking with...he made a volcano out of onion and flame...the flames were awesome! And for desert? Green Tea Ice Cream!!!!!!!!!!! ~After feeling like pigs and rolling out of the restaurant, we headed back to Gabe's to see what we were going to do. I went back to my house quick to change into more suitable attire, and came back. Stef wanted to hang out with her bud, Hank, who's a student at Lycoming College..so guess where we went lol...Lyco...haven't stepped foot on that campus for at least 4 years, felt weird lol. So we're in his dorm, with another dude named Tom, where every other word with him was "absolutely" or "absofuckinglutely" but he was cool...Stef was drunk...lol Hank gave her another wine bottle on top of the whole one i gave her...she pulled the cork off, and wine splashed all on her face! Gabe and I still laugh about it. I had 1 drink, i made sierra mist and wildberry schnapps...I'm not one to sit and drink, and I was bored adn watched them play cards for awhile. Then a dude in a pink polo shirt, a dude named Matt, and a big ass dude named Joe showed up. Hank wanted to drink more rum and cokes, but Gabe ran out of rum.. She then remembered she had a small amount left in her car, enough for 1 drink. So what do me, Hank, and Matt do? Walk alll the way to her car and search for the missing rum. The guys had to pee, so I let them go and walked back to the dorm alone...Gabe, Stef, and Tom were outside smoking, Gabe goes "we're going to the cell". I ask what time it is, I aint going there for half an hour or something. It was a lil before midnite. Just enough time to drink! ~So, we, being me, Gabe, Tom and Joe, walk to the Cell...I run into Shuback, who mutters something about breaking up with Jamie, lol whatever. I go inside, greet Jim, and walk with Gabe to get drinks...Joe and Tom disappear, whatever. I double fist it again, for the remainding time we had. Only had 6 drinks tho but omg I was drunk! Not the drunkest I've ever been, but drunk. Oh! And I ran into Bubba on the dance floor! I screamed and threw my arms around him I missed him so much! Lol Backstreet Law was playing, I hate them so much...when you're drunk and complaining about the music and band,, then there's a problem, then YOU SUCK!!!! But Gabe, Joe, and I sang to "Jesse's Girl" lol. OMG Gabe needed cigarettes badly, so we went to the cigarette machine on the second floor of the cell...it wouldn't take her money! She said I was bitching at it so loudly it wasn't even funny..we spent maybe 15 mins. or more trying to shove the money in. And I think I was so upset at it because she needed cigs, and i knew if she didn't get any, she'd be bitchy! and it never occured to us to walk down the street to wegmans? ~So we left...2 girls, walking alone in Center CIty, because Tom and Joe had disappeared (turned out they went to the Pub). Gabe, on the phone, yelling throughout her whole convo with Stef (Stef told her she had to stay on the phone til we got to campus). Finally we make it towards campus, and all of a sudden Gabe has to pee, right in that moment. The doors to the one building were locked, and Gabe's like omg, I'm peeing right here. I'm like hell no, someone will catch you. I found a dark corner and told her to pee, so she did, mooning me in the process, and I walked on a bit pretending that I didn't see her. All of a sudden she walks very quickly around the corner and is like "omg I peed on my leg I'm going to throw up." So we sped down the side street to Hank's dorm. We're walking in the middle of the street, and Gabe starts veering towards the curb, I'm like, ok, we're going on the sidewalk now...What does Gabe do? Falls over the fucking curb! It was so fast, I didn't even realize what had happened, and Gabe is all of a sudden at my feet. Trying not to laugh, I go "Ok, act sober, there's a security truck right across from us" Yeah, that didn't work. We busted up laughing, and laughed all the way to the door of Williams (where Hank's dorm is). All I could think about then was food. Gabe wanted pizza delivered. Yeah, right. But in Hank's dorm she called Papa Johns all asking if they delivered lol. Hank frantically looked for food, even tho I knew he probably had nothing. He gave Gabe and I each a bottled water, and found popcorn. I still wanted something else. So he found 1 can of Chef Boyardee Spaghetti and Meatballs. I'm like hell yeah! So as it cooked in the microwave, Hank, Gabe, and Stef smoked a cig. I ate that shit up before they even came back to the dorm lol. And all I remember after that is Tom showing up, telling us that he went to the Pub, I remember total drama about who was sleeping where, ,and I remember being dragged from one room to another, and then finally fell asleep into a restless sleep, with Tom occasionally asking "Are you ok, boss?" The next morn I wake up to Gabe laying on top of me lol. |