| November 29, 2003...The Party From Hell
Yeah so, I figured since my Halloween Party was such a hit, I'd fit in a Thanksgiving Party in before my rents showed back up into town...big fat mistake...It was all fine and dandy at first...people slowly started showing up, like usual...Duder and I kicking each other's asses in ping pong (no, not beer pong, ping pong)...Angela mixing jungle juice in an 11 gal trash can...Stephenie's shitty tasting jello shots (sorry hun, I thought they were too strong, apparently others didn't;empty shots were found alll over)...Bekki and Jen bring a 1/2 keg of Molson...which was great! I lost my kegstand virginity! 7 seconds...I soo had to stop cuz the freezing beer was burning my tongue. Dancing on the living room table with Heather was great, too...we're all very sexual people...I must say...giving Jen a lap dance and then looking down to see Heather's head in between my legs was a unique feeling...all was well...til...Heather broke a part of my living room window...which cannot be fixed unless I buy a whole huge ass pane of glass for it...dont think so...So then I get a lil upset...til Jon tries to reassure me he'll fix it...ok I'm chilled...for a bit...then Heather falls off the living room table and hits her head, everyone freaks...Angela is passing out as we speak in my kitchen chair, Josh seems to be passed out in front of my locked bathroom door, with Daryl passed out in the bathroom, no one can piss because of this and must go outside...Little did I know Josh was wide awake but couldn't move his legs, so he decided to crash in front of the bathrooom and rap to all the songs playing on my stereo...anyway, back to me being pissed...with all this going on, and about 10 ppl in my house who I dont know, including DJ Vanucci who I dont know personally but i know enuf that i dont fucking want him in my house, 20 ppl downstairs playing beer pong on my pong table...I get pissed...I'm like "I'm done! I've had it! If you need me, I'm in my car!" I sat in my car for about 3 hours...talking to Bran for a bit, then Ry, then any other passer-by...I was soo upset...finally the party quieted a bit...3 in the morn 10-12 ppl decide to show up...Gabe's and Lin's friends who they decided to invite without my permish...so Ry kicks them out, tells them the party's over...they seemed pissed, but they can kiss my big white ass...eventually Ry leaves the car to scope out the party sitch...Shuback and Crys decide to jump in the car and make me go in the house...I guess Angela puked on herself but thanks to Lu she cleaned it up and took Ange home...and she did make it to work @ 8 like she was supposed to...I was almost afraid to enter...but ppl were crashing, or leaving; Josh on the couch, Steph passed out in my chair, Jen and Jon together on the couch...the house was the usual expected mess...I safely piss in my bathroom...go downstairs to see Daryl passed out in a "worshipping Buddha" position...kinda humorous...I try to go to sleep, but...Ry felt he had to talk about Brasky skits and Josh kept saying he was going to shave my pussy (my cat, you pervs), and 3 people were trying to take Candace home, who's a very nice girl but so seriously loud and incoherent when drunk. I notice bekki and Tim had disappeared...but...they returned...with fucking loud ass Candace! I was so annoyed I actually fell asleep...to wake up the next morning drenched in sweat. I think I had a fever...cuz I had remembered Jon saying my head was hot...he said I was drunk, but I wasn't...Monday I was sick as a freakin dog. Anyway..what have I learned? It doesn't matter how much I say I wont have another party...I def will have another party...an Anti-Valentine's Day party is in the works right now...Crazy, aren't I? |