Come see! Come see!
Down by the wharf,
They have found a stowaway dwarf!
What a funny thing to see,
With his stumpy little legs, and his arms so long,
And he jumped and he clapped as he sang this song:
'Ho hey! Ho hey!
Eldgwyrmuth's me name,
And stowin be me game!
You really think you've caught me?
But now you've lost me!'
And into the water he fled.

Come see! Come See!
Out behind the inn!
Cheated at cards, our little dwarf friend.
What a funny thing to see,
Hiding in the barn with the animals there,
With his big floppy ears and his scraggly greasy hair.
'Ho hey! Ho hey!
Eldgwyrmuth's me name,
And cheatin be me game!
And you think you've caught me?
But now you've lost me!'
And into the hay he fled

Come see! Come see!
Down by the well!
They've caught a thief, its our friend Eld!
What a fuuny thing to see,
With his beady little eyes and his long skinny nose,
His scarlet jacket and his livery hose.
'Ho hey! Ho hey!
Eldgwyrmuth's me name,
Now Thievin be me game!
Still you think you've caught me?
So now again you've lost me!'
And down the well he fled.

Oh no! Oh no!
Hurry on down to the jail!
He's a killer! He's a killer! Our friend Eld.
What a scary thing to see,
With his killers glazed eyes, and his wicked crooked smile,
Showing dirty pointy teeth as he cackled all the while:
'Ah ha! Ah ha!
Now you know my name,
Today killin be me game!
Always think you've caught me?!
Fools! Now you've ever lost me!
And into the fire, forever he fled.

Copyright 2006 Joey Curry