My Five Years at Hogwarts (traditional)

In my first year at Hogwarts the author gave to me

Natural flying a-bility.

In my second year at Hogwarts the author gave to me

A tour of the plumbing

And a freaky magic diary.

In my third year at Hogwarts the author gave to me

Three Animagi

Dead parents screaming

And a crazy class in prophecy

In my fourth year at Hogwarts the author gave to me

Death Eater riots

Three tough tasks

Some jealousy

And a bad trip with a Portkey.

In my fifth year at Hogwarts the author gave to me

Weird --bad --dreams

A Dark house elf

Renegade Dementors 

Snape’s memories

And a battle at the Ministry

In my last two years at Hogwarts the author might give me

A battle at the Dursleys,

Dumbledore’s big exit

More --dead --friends

Apparition lessons

Snape’s secret mission

Trouble for the werewolf

And a shocking act of treachery.