That’s What I Like About Snape (That’s What I Like About You by the Romantics)

What I like about Snape
He roams the halls at night
Always in the wrong place
And his bark’s as bad as his bite

Hissing imprecations in Harry’s ear
Telling him things he doesn’t wanna hear
He drips hate
That's what I like about Snape

What I like about Snape
He really knows how to curse
Put him into any situation
And he’ll make it worse

Hissing imprecations in Harry’s ear
Telling him things he doesn’t wanna hear 
Those scenes’re great
That's what I like about Snape
That's what I like about Snape 

What I like about Snape
You never know what he’ll do
And if he tells you something
You’re not sure it’s true, yeah

Hissing imprecations in Harry’s ear
Telling him things he doesn’t wanna hear
He drips hate
That's what I like about Snape
That's what I like about Snape
That's what I like about Snape