Life’s Been Odd (Life’s Been Good by Joe Walsh)

My Nimbus 2000 did 135

Dementors dislodged me and now it won’t fly

It whomped into a willow which promptly attacked

Professor Flitwick brought most of it back 

Some say I’m bad news, I don’t try to improve

I'm looking for clues to the Dark Lord’s next move

Life's been odd to me so far

I’ve got relations at 4 Privet Drive

Dumbledore claims that they keep me alive.

That’s as it may be, but they treat me like dung

I wish I’d been there to see Dudley’s big tongue.

Lucky I`m alive after all that I’ve done 

The Gryffindors say I`m cool  (he’s cool)

I tend to complain but it’s mostly been fun 

Life`s been odd to me so far

We have big parties when we win a match

I don’t mind attention for a good snitch catch 

It`s tough to get used to my babyhood fame 

Strangers and strangests they all know my name 

The press disbelieves me three-fourths of the time 

Everybody does; oh yeah (oh yeah) 

The rest of the time everyone thinks I’m fine 

Life`s been odd to me so far

I’ve got a Firebolt, I don’t know the price

Sirius bought it, just to be nice.

I tried to question the Gryffindor ghost

I want my godfather, I miss him the most.

She’s writing two more books, my fans they can't wait

They write her letters to tell her I'm great

Meanwhile I’m trying not to throw in the towel

No time to write back if you send me an owl.

Life’s been odd to me so far.