Getting Better All the Time (by Paul McCartney and John Lennon)

Things have gone mad at the school

The new Dark Arts teacher’s uncool

Dumbledore’s out, and Fascism’s in 

And everyone’s breaking the rules 

You have to admit she’s getting better

A little better all the time

There can’t be much doubt she’s getting better

She’s even better, in Number Five

Harry’s an angry young man

But he’s doing the best that he can

‘Cause Voldemort’s back

And he’s on the attack

And most people think it’s a sham.

You have to admit she’s getting better

She’s getting better all the time

There can’t be much doubt she’s getting better

She’s even better, in Number Five

The Dursley’s aren’t cruel to poor Harry completely

They’ve kept him alive though they give him no love

But you gotta do right even though it might bite

So he risks all for Dudley when push comes to shove.

You have to admit she’s getting better

A little better all the time

There can’t be much doubt she’s getting better

She’s even better, in Number Five 

Getting so much better all the time….