Auror’s Paradise (Gangsta’s Paradise by Coolio)

As I walk through the hallway to the Slytherin lair
I take a look around the corner to make sure nothing’s there
Cuz Potter and Weasley are itching for a fight
And even old Snape ain’t been acting quite right
And I’d rather curse a wizard that didn’t deserve it
Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of
Potter better watch how he’s talking and where he’s walking
Or him and his homeys might be lined in chalk
You see the Dark Lord, you know who, he’s come back
And the Death Eaters ain’t taking no more of Potter’s flak
And I’m the kind of prefect the first years wanna be like

Not just sarcastic and snide
But going over to the Dark Side

Been spending most our lives living in an Auror’s paradise
Been spending most our lives living in an Auror’s paradise
Been spending most our lives living in an Auror’s paradise
Been spending most our lives living in an Auror's paradise

See here’s the situation
They got me facing
I can’t live with no more Mudbloods
I was raised by pure bloods
So I gotta be down with the clean team
It ain’t enough just to turn Muggles upside down and make ‘em scream

I’m an educated guy with the future on my mind
Got my wand in my hand and the Dark Mark in my eye
I’m a wizard in training for the Dark Lord’s second coming
And my homeys is down, so don’t arouse our anger, fools
Death ain’t nothin’ but two words away
I’m learning how to say ‘em, so don’t get in my way.
You’re fifteen, now will you live to see eighteen?
The way things are going, I doubt it.

Tell me why is he too blind to see
That the one who gets hurt is him not me

Been spending most our lives living in an Auror’s paradise
Been spending most our lives living in an Auror’s paradise
Been spending most our lives living in an Auror’s paradise
Been spending most our lives living in an Auror's paradise

Power and the money, money and the power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody’s running, but half of them ain’t looking
At what’s bubbling in the cauldron
But I know what’s cooking
I gotta learn unforgiveable curses but the teachers won’t teach ‘em
And with Dad stuck in Azkaban, how’m I gonna reach him?
Maybe I can’t
I guess I won’t
But he’ll break out
The Dementors are on our side now