Ask Dumbledore, Yeah (I'll Tumble 4 Ya by Culture Club)

Muggles struggle

To ignore magic beings

But social workers 

How could they miss this scene?

Why leave the baby

At Dursley’s door?

He’s got a godfather who 

Loves him more

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Dark Lord sends dreams

Into the boy’s head

Hm, you say. 

Why not tell him

That Voldemort works that way?

Why hand him over

To Professor Snape? 

The boy ain’t gonna trust a 

Teacher he hates

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Ask Dumbledore, yeah

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I get a crazy feeling 

With these five books I’ve read

Old Dumbledore is playing God

In spite of what the author’s said

He may mean very well 

He puts Harry through hell 

I mean

Why leave poor Harry

At Number Four

When his godfather had

Got there before?

Ask Dumbledore, yeah

Ask Dumbledore, yeah

Ask Dumbledore, yeah

Ask Dumbledore, do