Hey mister where you headed?
Are you in a hurry?
I need a lift to happy hour
say oh no.
Do you brake for distillied spirits?
I need a break as well
The well that inbriates the guilt
1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4.
Cold turkey's getting stale,
tonight I'm eating crow
Fermented salmonella
poison oak no
There's a drought at the fountain of youth
and now I'm dehydrating
My tongue is swelling up,
as say 1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4.
Troubled times, you know I cannot lie
I'm off the wagon and I'm
Hitchin a ride
There's a drought at the fountain of youth
and now I'm dehydrating
My tongue is swelling up. I say
SHIT!