A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar behind him in the line said,
"Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****).
The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258."
now ur turn
Shariq well me again 4/8/2006 1:00 AM
Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon".
The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hai, Ithe Vi Main hi Bol Raha Hoon!
Cute aha!!!!!!!!! 4/9/2006 6:24 AM
Shariq Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Shariq Singh then goes through his certificates and then starts asking him questions.
Following is the transcript :
O : Mr. Shariq Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials I would like to ask you only some simple questions.If you can answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some opposites
S : Yes Sir.
Officer started asking questions
O : Above
S : Below
O : Front
S : Back
O : Left
S : Right
O : Male
S : Female
O : Ugly (means Next in Punjabi)
S : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)
O : Ugly...U-G-L-Y( Officer spells it)
S : Pichhly...P-I-C-H-H-L-Y( Our Sardar Shariq also spells it)
O : U.....G.....L ...... Y.....(Officer shouts)
S : P ..... I ..... C ..... H ....... H ...... L ..... Y...... (Our Sardar Shariq also shouts) Officer is now angry.
O : Get out
S : Come in.
O : Quiet please.
S : Talk please.
O : You are rejected.
S : I am selected
....... ....... and This is how Shariq Singh got his job.
Cute hehehe!!!!!!!! 4/9/2006 6:29 AM
Shariq Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, " I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
" Oh Dear! " the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But ..what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back."
Shariq shagufta kay shagoofay !!! 4/10/2006 1:02 PM
There was shagufta masee and a brunette and they walked into a bar, sat down and started to watch the 7:00 news.
The Brunette said "I bet you a beer that that women will jump off that building"
"Ok" replied Shaqufta masee.
Surely enough the women did jump off the building.
"Ok you won, budwieser or miller light?" said shagufta masee
then the Brunette confessed... "No you dont owe me anything, I cheated because I saw the 5:00 news earlier"
Shagufta masee said, "So did I but I didnt think she would do it again"
Shariq the end of maseeee shagoooooooooofta !!! 4/10/2006 1:44 PM
me n shagooooofta were hanging for dear life on a rope... the rope could only support the weight of wither one of us... being a senior... i made the decision n said... " Shagufta ill die to let u live !!! im letting go of the rope "
guess wt... shagoooooooofta started clapping !!!
Cute me n my snr sardar g!!!!!!!!! 4/11/2006 3:45 AM
me n sardar shariq singh gathered in a large hall. an angel asked us, write down ur sins before going into heaven, b4 i could start mine , i heard sardar shariq g shouting.
EXTRA SHEAT PLZ........
Shariq 5/3/2006 11:30 AM
"mr z With The President in a Helicopter"
mr z was once with the president on a trip in a helicopter ...
The president asked him : If I threw 10 $ what do you think it will happen ?
mr z : A poor citizen will find it and he will be happy...
The president : What about if I threw 100 $ what do you think it will happen ?
mr z : Few poor citizen will find it and they will be happy...
The president : What about if I threw myself what do you think it will happen ?
mr z : one citizen will find you and all the citizen of the country will be happy about it...
@ cute... ill get to u later chick!!
Shariq Chemical Engineers !!! 5/5/2006 8:43 PM
Mr.Memon : What is the chemical formula for water?
Chem Engg : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
Mr.Memon : What are you talking about?
Chem Engg : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
Shariq Sardar Hasan ul Banna nutkane Singh!!! 5/5/2006 8:47 PM
once Sardar hasanul banna is asked by his teacher... Write your Father's name in english....
Sardar hasanul banna write " Beautiful Red Underwear
teacher says " wt the hell is this...wt is your father's real name "
Sardar hasanul banna says " Sundar Lal Chadda
