Surprise

One evening, as Uncle John and his wife are entertaining guests with cocktails, they are interrupted by an out-of breath little Johnny who shouts out, "Uncle John!  Come quick!  The bull is fucking the cow!"  Uncle John, highly embarrassed, takes young little Johnny aside and explains that a certain decorum is required.  "You should have said, 'The bull is surprising the cow'- not some filth you picked up in the City," he says.  A few days later, little Johnny comes again as his uncle and aunt are entertaining.  "Uncle John!  The bull is surprising the cows!"  The adults share a knowing grin.  Uncle John says, "Thank you little Johnny, but surely you meant to say the cow, not COWS.  A bull cannot 'surprise' more than one cow at a time you know." "Yes he can!" replies his obstinate nephew, "He's fucking the horse!"

