Feel Like A Woman

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.&nbsp; One woman in particular loses it.



Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane.&nbsp; "I'm too young to die!" she wails.&nbsp; "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable!&nbsp; I've had&nbsp; plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman!&nbsp; Well I've had it!&nbsp; Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"



For a moment, there is silence.&nbsp; Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.



Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says.&nbsp; He's gorgeous.&nbsp; Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.&nbsp; No one moves.



The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt.&nbsp; Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:



"Iron this."