No American Jobs

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN)  for 6 a.m. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with  his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI  LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA).    After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he  sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend  today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA)  he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) and continued his search for a good  paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless  day, Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN  BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in.....AMERICA.