Even God Enjoys A Good Laugh

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Black:  



1. He called everyone "brother"  

2. He liked Gospel

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:



1. He went into His Fathers business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33.

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Italian:



1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He used olive oil.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been a Californian:



1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Irish:



1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.



But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus could have been a woman:



1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.  

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it..

3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do. 