Wedding Registry

Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in. He addresses the man behind the  counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes." 



Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?" 



Pharmacist: "Of course we do." 



Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" 



Pharmacist: "All kinds." 



Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?" 



Pharmacist: "Definitely." 



Jacob: "How about Viagra?" 



Pharmacist: "Of course." 



Jacob: "Medicine for memory?" 



Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety." 



Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?" 



Pharmacist: "Absolutely." 



Jacob: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts." 