Perfumes

An old woman is riding  in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building when a young,  beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She  turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren,  $150 an ounce!"



Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the  elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Chanel  No. 5, $200 an ounce!"



About three floors later, the old woman has  reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she  leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and  farts and says, "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound.