Talented Dog

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window,  stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with  a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."



A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and  went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked  over to the sign, looked at it and whined.



Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager  looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog  looked determined, so he lead him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up  on the chair and stared at the manager.



The manager said "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to  type." The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out  a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and  gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair.



The manager was stunned, but then told the dog "the sign says you have to be  good with a computer." The dog jumped down again and went to the computer.  The dog proceeded to enter and execute a perfect program, that worked  flawlessly the first time.



By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the dog and  said "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting  abilities. However, I *still* can't give you the job."



The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the  sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer. The manager  said "yes, but the sign *also* says that you have to be bilingual."



The dog looked at the manager calmly and said, "Meow!" 