Great Loss

George W. Bush was visiting an elementary school, and the 4th grade class he  sat through began a discussion related to words and their meanings.



The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the class in a  discussion of the word "tragedy." So, George W. asked the class for an  example of a tragedy. 



One boy stood up and said, "If my best friend who lives next door is playing  in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a  tragedy." 



"No," said Bush, "that would be an accident."



A girl raised her hand and said, "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove  off a cliff, killing everyone on board, that would be a tragedy."



"I'm afraid not," the President said. "That's what we would call a Great  Loss."



The room went silent. No other children volunteered. President Bush searched  the room and asked, "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a  tragedy?"



Finally, way in the back of the room, Johnny raised his hand, and in a quiet  voice, he said, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. and Mrs. Bush, was struck by  a missile and blown up to smithereens, THAT would be a tragedy."



"That's right! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?" asked the  President.



"Well," Johnny said, "because it wouldn't be an accident and it sure as hell  wouldn't be a Great Loss..." 