Not My Parking Ticket

I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and  when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I  went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, howabout giving a guy a break?' He  ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked  nazi. He glared at meand started writing another ticket for having bald  tires!! So I called him a horse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it  on the car with the first. Then he startedwriting a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner...