Blonde Dildo

This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and "can you handle it?"  The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees.  So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in.



She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"



He answers, "$35."



She: "How much for the black one?"



He: "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one."



She: "I think I'll take the black one.  I've never had a black one before."  She pays him, and off she goes.



A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for the black dildo?"



He: "$35."



She: "How much for the white one?"



He: "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one."



She: "Hmmm...I think I'll take the white one.  I've never had a white one before."  She pays him, and off she goes.



About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?"



He: "$35 for the white, $35 for the black."



She: "Hmmmmm....how much is that plaid one on the shelf?"



He: "Well, that's a very special dildo...it'll cost you $165."



She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before." She pays him, and off she goes.



Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?"  To which the salesman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!"