What to Expect on a Date with a GREEK WOMAN
First Date:������ You find out she's a chain smoker and heavy drinker, despite the fact she's underage.
Second Date:� You get her piss drunk and have sex.
Third Date:����� You find out she was a virgin and her dad and 30 uncles are all out searching for you with a shot gun and a priest 
                          ready to perform the wedding liturgy.
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