| What to Expect on a Date with a GREEK WOMAN | ||||
| First Date:������ You find out she's a chain smoker and heavy drinker, despite the fact she's underage. | ||||
| Second Date:� You get her piss drunk and have sex. | ||||
| Third Date:����� You find out she was a virgin and her dad and 30 uncles are all out searching for you with a shot gun and a priest ready to perform the wedding liturgy. |
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