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| Top 20 Reasons This Holiday Will Be Good | |||||||||||||||||
| #20����� New, fat free, cholesterol free, tsourekia | |||||||||||||||||
| #19����� Xristodoulos will be carding at your local bars | |||||||||||||||||
| #18����� Olympiakos, and Panathinaikos, look good together | |||||||||||||||||
| #17����� Being drunk and singing in the street are normal. | |||||||||||||||||
| #16����� Try roasting whole chestnuts (kastana) in microwave | |||||||||||||||||
| #15����� Nightclubs will be full of Greek women with stupid little bags on their backs | |||||||||||||||||
| #14����� Nightclubs will be full of Greek men looking to bump frontal pelvic region into backsides of women with little stupid bags | |||||||||||||||||
| #13����� Aunt Maria has new cheap-ass perfume and will make you so dizzy you will pass out. | |||||||||||||||||
| #12����� Basilopita depreciation has led to it containing Euro coins | |||||||||||||||||
| #11����� You will repeat; your education, career status, financial position, love life, over, and over, and over..(and you will twist the truth slightly, just to piss off some over imposing, nosy bitch of a relative) | |||||||||||||||||
| #10����� Receiving gifts like underwear, shampoo and socks from complete strangers is normal | |||||||||||||||||
| #9������� You will realize this year that there is a correlation between how much money Santa spends and the amount of playtime he gets from Mrs. Claus. (so if you want to hoho ho...spend that dough) | |||||||||||||||||
| #8������� It is the only time of the year you get to hug and kiss all the women around without being slapped in the face | |||||||||||||||||
| #7������� Christmas tree lights, wrapping gifts, Santa Claus, blonde snow bunnies, Metaxa 5*, 7*, 9*, (911) | |||||||||||||||||
| #6������� In America you will eat galopoula, in Greece arni, and in Australia, Steve the crock hunter sets out for catching another womper. | |||||||||||||||||
| #5������� See you next year, ok, see you next year, yeah ok, see you next year... oh yeah, I am not gonna see you till next year | |||||||||||||||||
| #4������� You will go out to the villages, sit in traffic, drive like an impatient asshole and cause many accidents. (Watch Ant1) | |||||||||||||||||
| #3������� Matiazma will reach epidemic proportions, with no vaccine except for, ftousou, gggfftttouuu, na mis mas xathis. | |||||||||||||||||
| #2������� Your parents will circulate pictures of your childhood, including the one with you shitting in public | |||||||||||||||||
| #1������� Annual poker game, may cause you to jump out the window | |||||||||||||||||