| TOP TEN SIGNS THAT INDICATE YOU MIGHT BE AN ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN | ||||||||||
| � You are still in church more than ten minutes after the priest says, "Let us depart in peace." | ||||||||||
| � You forget to change your clock in the spring at Daylight Savings Time, show up an hour late, but the service is still going on.... | ||||||||||
| � ...but there are people in your community who still can't get to church on time when the clock gets set back an hour in the fall. | ||||||||||
| � You consider an hour long church service to be short. | ||||||||||
| � You buy chocolate bunnies on sale (after Western Easter). | ||||||||||
| � When someone says, "Let us pray...", you reflexively stand up. | ||||||||||
| � You went to church four or more times in a week. | ||||||||||
| � Your priest is married... | ||||||||||
| � ...and your vocabulary includes at least three words that describe the wife of a priest. | ||||||||||
| And the number one sign you might be Orthodox is... | ||||||||||
| � You say a prayer before you pray. | ||||||||||