| The Young American Woman Marries Nice Greek Boy | |
| A young American woman was about to marry a nice Greek Boy, so just before the wedding her mother took her aside to inform her about the facts of life. I heard odd things about Greek men and their sexual preference, she tells her but you are not going to accept this.� If he tries anything funny with you, you come and tell me and I will deal with him.� So the young lady gets married, and they go onto their honeymoon. | |
| A long time passes and all is well.� Four years later the young wife comes crying home to her mother and say's: Mother you were right about that.� He told me to turn around to the (Other door).� How dare he say that to you!� Who does he think you are!, exclaimed the mother horrified.� I will deal with him! So the mother goes and finds him and say's: How dare you tell my daughter to turn around what have you got to say for your self?� Which he replied: Well I thought it was about time we started a family. | |