| PROOF THAT JESUS WAS GREEK | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH: | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 1. He never got married. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2. He never held a steady job. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3. His last request was a drink. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN: | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 1. His first name was Jesus. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2. He was always in trouble with the law. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3. His mother didn't know who his father was | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN: | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 1. He talked with his hands. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2. He had wine with every meal. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3. He worked in the building trades | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN: | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 1. He never cut his hair. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2. He walked around barefoot. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3. He invented a new religion. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| AND FINALLY, THE PROOF THAT JESUS WAS GREEK: | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 1. He went into his father's business. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2. He lived at home until the age of 33. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4. His mother was sure he was God | ||||||||||||||||||||||