PROOF THAT JESUS WAS GREEK
ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:
1.  He never got married.
2.  He never held a steady job.
3.  His last request was a drink.
ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
1.  His first name was Jesus.
2.  He was always in trouble with the law.
3.  His mother didn't know who his father was
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
1.  He talked with his hands.
2.  He had wine with every meal.
3.  He worked in the building trades
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN:
1.  He never cut his hair.
2.  He walked around barefoot.
3.  He invented a new religion.
AND FINALLY, THE PROOF THAT JESUS WAS GREEK:
1.  He went into his father's business.
2.  He lived at home until the age of 33.
3.  He was sure his mother was a virgin,
4.  His mother was sure he was God
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