| Athens, Greece - Official Events for Olympics 2004 | ||||
| Despite rumors, Greece has announced they will be ready for the 2004 Olympics. However, some events have been changed. |
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| 1. Cigarette chain smoking marathon First person to cough up a lung wins! 2. Gathering olives from trees The Spaniards reckon they can take the Greeks on this one. 3. Long distance spitting Ftou! 4. Nastiest armpit smell This event takes place on any Bus in central Athens 5. Thickest moustaki! Females are welcome to compete too 6. Goat herders' relay Bulgaria were disqualified last year because they lost their bell. 7. Tavli Ask for Kostaki at the kafeneio and don't eat the sporia 8. Komboloi (worry beads) toss Both distance and accuracy count for points, double points if you get it stuck in the klimataria 9. Longest duration wearing the same piece of clothing. Qualfiers for this event go straight into the final round for event 4 10. Papaki (small motorbike) race to the beach 10 bonus points if you knock over a German backpacker 11. The evil eye stare-down competition Free xematiasma for anybody who arrives before 10pm 12. Diloti/Xeri playing Bonus points if you slam the cards down so hard you knock over the bowl of xerous karpous. 13. Frappe? drinking Bonus points available if you can still look tough and macho with a frappe in your hand. |
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