Athens, Greece - Official Events for Olympics 2004
Despite rumors, Greece has announced they will be ready for the 2004 Olympics.
However, some events have been changed.
1. Cigarette chain smoking marathon
First person to cough up a lung wins!


2. Gathering olives from trees

The Spaniards reckon they can take the Greeks on this one.


3. Long distance spitting

Ftou!


4. Nastiest armpit smell

This event takes place on any Bus in central Athens


5. Thickest moustaki!

Females are welcome to compete too


6. Goat herders' relay

Bulgaria were disqualified last year because they lost their bell.


7. Tavli

Ask for Kostaki at the kafeneio and don't eat the sporia


8. Komboloi (worry beads) toss

Both distance and accuracy count for points, double points if you get it
stuck in the klimataria


9. Longest duration wearing the same piece of clothing.

Qualfiers for this event go straight into the final round for event 4


10. Papaki (small motorbike) race to the beach

10 bonus points if you knock over a German backpacker


11. The evil eye stare-down competition

Free xematiasma for anybody who arrives before 10pm


12. Diloti/Xeri playing

Bonus points if you slam the cards down so hard you knock over the bowl of
xerous karpous.


13. Frappe? drinking

Bonus points available if you can still look tough and macho with a frappe in your hand.
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