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| Greek Mothers | |||||||||
| Mrs. Papadopoulos comes to visit her son Costa for dinner...who lives with a girl roommate Vikki...During the course of the meal; his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Costa's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. | |||||||||
| Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Costa and his roommate than met the eye. | |||||||||
| Reading his mom's thoughts, Costa volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates." | |||||||||
| About a week later, Vikki came to Costa saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.� You don't suppose she took it, do you?" | |||||||||
| "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." | |||||||||
| So he sat down and wrote: | |||||||||
| Dear Mother, | |||||||||
| I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it. But ! the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. | |||||||||
| Love, | |||||||||
| Costa | |||||||||
| Several days later, Costa received an email from his Mother, which read: | |||||||||
| Dear Son, | |||||||||
| I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vikki, and I'm not� saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she were sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now. | |||||||||
| Love, | |||||||||
| Mom | |||||||||