Eisai Greek If.....
1.  Your closet consists of black, black and more black.
2.  You use your cell phone more than you do your house phone...even if you're home.
3.  You have an aunt, named Maria and an uncle named Giorgo.
4.  If you are married everyone asks when are you having kids, If you are single everyone asks when are you going to get married.
5.  You have a leather jacket.
6.  You are named after some dead relative.
7.  You find any reason to go out and get smashed...Birthday, Name day, Christmas, Easter, March 25, October 28th, Greek night.....
8.  You think Church is a fashion show and social gathering.
9.  You pimp out your car with Greek stickers, komboloia, ikones, skordo, etc....let's just say you know who's Greek.
10.  You think Greeks invented everything.
11.  When a Greek guy dates a "xeni", you still try to hook him up with a Greek girl.
12.  When a Greek girl dates a "xeno", you still try to hook her up with a Greek guy.
13.  You know how to move your body from the waist down.�
14.  You consider breaking glasses, getting drunk, throwing money, dancing on an elevated surface and screaming at the top of your lungs a damn good night!!
15.  You only travel in groups of 10 or more and are always the loudest.
16.  Nothing is better than mom's pita, pastitsio, and augolemono.
17.  You go to Greece at least 10 times in a life time.
18.  You have horror stories about the "xorio" !!!
19.  You smoke like a chimney and only marlboro's.
20.  You go to Greek night at the clubs and everyone seems to know each other.
21.  When going out everyone kisses each other even if they see each other every day!
22.  You dress like you are going to a club, even if you are going to class.
23.  If you are not Greek, you are known as a "Xazo-Amerikanaki."
24.  You know that GOYA is something other than the spanish bean.
25.  You are cousins with everyone.
26.  You go out for coffee at least 4 times a week.  Even if you don't drink coffee.
27.  If you are a girl, you look at every other girl with attitude.�
28.  If you are a guy you look at every other girl.
29.  You are friends with your priest.
30.  You buy name brand only, even when you can't afford it.
31.  You dress to impress.
32.  You all have a "Sfakianakis" CD.
33.  To "xeni", you are the only Greek they know.
34.  Life begins after 11:00 PM and ends when ever you can get your ass home...your home!!!�
35.  A relative owns a restaurant/pizza place or paints.
36.  Guys are known as "manges."
37.  Girls are known as "koukles."
38.  Screaming is a calm way of communication.
39.  You play with a koboloi even if you don't know how to use it.
40.  You own a cross the size of the priests.
41.  You either have a big nose, a big butt, or a big chest or if your really lucky all three!!!!
42.  You think you are God's gift to women/ men.
43.  You blame any ailment on the "MATI."
44.  You talk grenglish. " unpeastevable", "come to do the"
45.  You think dead lambs hanging in a basement is completely normal.
46.  You know all gossip.
47.  You have a kafenio in your hometown.
48.  Your insurance agent, travel agent, and doctor are all Greek.
49.  The first thing you ask when meeting someone is: "ti zodio, kai ti omada eisai, kai oi goveis sou apo pou eivai?"
50.  You have more Greek pride than Kolokotroni�.
51.  You've been hit with a KOUTALA (wooden spoon) or a pantofla (slipper).
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