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| A Greek, a Turk and 2 Women Are On A Train | ||||
| In a train carriage there were a Greek man, a Turkish man, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Turkish man had a big red slap mark on his cheek. | ||||
| (1) The blonde thought: - That Turkish idiot wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face. | ||||
| (2) The fat lady thought: - This dirty old Turkish man laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him. | ||||
| (3) The Turkish man thought: - That stupid Greek man put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me. | ||||
| (4) The Greek man thought: - I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that Turko again. | ||||