| 10 Reasons Why the Terrorists Weren't Greek | |||||||||||
| 1. 6:45 am is too early for most Greeks to get up. | |||||||||||
| 2. Greeks are always late, they would've missed all 4 flights. | |||||||||||
| 3. 18 Greeks can't even organize a simple lunch together! You think they can organize such an attack? | |||||||||||
| 4. Greeks only use their cellular phones to make missed calls and not to communicate with each other. | |||||||||||
| 5. Free alcohol on the plane, get it? | |||||||||||
| 6. The suspected car found outside of Boston Airport would have been� a BMW or a Mercedes, not a Ford. | |||||||||||
| 7. They wouldn't have a meeting in Afghanistan "there are no girls there, perhaps in Sweden. | |||||||||||
| 8. Talking behind each other's back would start a big fight on the plane. | |||||||||||
| 9. Hot girls on the planes would have distracted them. | |||||||||||
| 10. Their mothers wouldn't have let them. | |||||||||||