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After the pitifull effort by the panthers outfit in being defeated by the ex legends (so that makes them obout 200 yrs old) 7 TO BLOT the panthers were being asked at evey press conference if they should now be known as the pussies rather than the panthers. Brandy decided to field the question put but obviously misheard the question as was evidenced by his response

"id love a bit mate, im getting pretty sick of your mums"

the panthers came out the next week full of fire and determined to turn their season around. freddy had finally managed to get the panthers relegated to division 4 but the opposition had also been relegated that week. not surprising really, they looked like a bunch of cry babies as well.

brandy led his starting line up with new vigour and set up plenty and scored 1 try. crappa earned a couple of tries in a solid twinkle toes performance. that included the first try of the game which also marked the first time this season that the panthers scored first, or even second in a game - a sign of things to come. crappa finished the game with 2 tries but could not snare a player vote.

MG was the tap at full belt, turned on for the first time this season. he ran in a couple of tries the last of which was a sparkling effort in included a full handstand at the end, wow. - "the man can eat his heart out for all i care" said MG after the game.

the flying dutchman ran in 4 tries in a dominant performance but could not secure 1 player vote - a royal commision is dealing with both the players votes and the HIH collapse at this juncture and no further dteails are being released.

Boring did nothing, got no tries and no votes - pretty f@#&^%ng boring really. Bubbles was ever present and keen to display his new turn of speed. unselfish play meant he got no tries but did secure a player vote. freddy was off talking with the upper management of the game (Murdock and co) tryin and cring the panthers into 4th division. no tries but as he didnt turn up to the drinks after he manageged to avoid donought votes - he got 1 instead.

turnstiles scarter let in all 4 opposition tries but managed to score a couple himself - thanks to bubbles unselfish play, he also got 3 player votes again amidst much contoversy. Nobby chipped in for a try and was solid as usual, no player would give him the votes deserved but bongs clearly has been sharing his gear as he managed 4 player votes and the man of the match award without crossing the line once. the panthers at last show some form - winners 12 - 4.

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