By the GreatBigSmiler
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| Bob the Teddy Bear | ||||||||||||
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| Bob the parachuting teddy bear was a teddy bear who likes to parachute. He owned a Bait & Tackle Shop in the middle of the desert and was very rich. He had all the toast he could ever want. The only problem was that he couldn't find any strawberries or candy canes to go with his toast. So Bob the parachuting teddy bear set out to find candy canes and strawberries. While he was gone, he left his Bait & Tackle Shop in the custody of his best No. 2 pencil. The first stop was Target. Bob the parachuting teddy bear didn't have any tar to get, so he left. The next stop was Wal-Mart. There, he bought a toilet plunger in the "Home Gardening" section, but couldn't find any strawberries or candy canes, so he left. The next stop was K-Mart. This store was literally OK, but Bob the parachuting teddy bear still coudn't find any strawberries or candy canes. The next store was Betty's Marine Recruiting Office. Bingo! Bob the parachuting teddy bear found all the strawberries and candy canes he could want. So Bob the parachuting teddy bear lived happily ever after. By the GreatBigSmiler |
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