1. Combating Stupidity
2. You Too Can Do Housework
3. Resistance to Beer
4. How to Properly Fill an Ice Tray
5. We Don't Want Underwear For Christmas (Give us credit cards)
6. Wonderful Laundry Techniques
(Also called 'Don't Wash My Silks')
7. Get A Life - Learn To Cook
8. How Not To Act Like an Idiot When You Are Very Obviously Wrong
9. Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right
10. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
11. You, The Weaker Gender
12. Reasons To Give Flowers
13. Garbage - Getting It To the Curb
14. You Can't Always Wear Whatever You Want
15. How To Go Shopping
16. The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency
17. Helpful Posture Hints For Couch Potatoes
18. Mothers-In-Law Are People Too
19. 'Weekend' and 'Sports' Are Not Synonymous
20. How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
21.You Don't Really Need Those Gold Tire Rims
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Once again, the male staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for women of all martial status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following is required.
1. Combating The Impulse To Nag
2. You Too Can Change The Oil
3. How To Properly Fill A Beer Mug
4. We Do Not Want Ties For Christmas
5. How To Do All Of Your Laundry In One Load and Have More Time To Watch Football
6. How Not To Sob Like a Sponge When Your Husband is Right
7. Get a Life - Learn How To Kill Spiders Yourself
8. Balancing a Checkbook - Even You Can Get It Right
9. Understanding Your Spending Limits
10. You, The Whining Gender
11. Shopping - Doing It In LESS Than 16 Hours
12. How To Close the Garage Door
13. How To Not Vomit While Fishing
14. How to Put a Toilet Seat Down
15. Payday and Shopping are not synonymous
16. How To Act Younger Than Your Mother
17. Catching a Ball Before It Stops Moving
18. How To Put The Top On The Toothpaste
19. The Grocery Store is NOT a Social Gathering
20. How to Tell The Truth
21. You Don't Really Need That Mink Coat