2. Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.
3. If a cow laughed, wouldn't milk come out of her nose?
4. Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
5. If olive oil comes from olives, what does baby oil come from?
6. I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I had been gone. I said, "The whole time."
7. So what's the speed of dark?
8. How come you don't ever hear about disgruntled employees?
9. After eating, do amphibians wait an hour before getting out of the water?
10. Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
11. If you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
12. I just got skylights in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
13. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
14. Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
15. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
16. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
17. Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
19. Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright before you hear them speak?
20. How come abbreviation is such a long word?
21. If it's zero degrees outside today, and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomarrow, how cold is it going to be?
22. Why do people press harder on the remote control if the battery is dead?
23. Since Americans throws rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
24. Why are they called buildings when they're finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
25. Why are they called apartments if they're all stuck together?
26. Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money that they already know you don't have?
27. If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
28. If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backwards, wouldn't the taxi driver end up owing you money?