Startled, the burglar looks around the room. He sees no one, and goes back to his buisness.
"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner, by a window, almost hidden in curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot"
To which, the parrot replies,
"Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"