9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them
8. The six front keys have rotted out
7. The extra RAM slots have truck parts in them
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six
5. The password is "Huntin"
4. The CPU has a gun rack mount
3. There is a duck call in the CD-ROM drive
2. The keyboard is camoflaged
1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter"