2. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 30 foot room
3. When you hear the toilet flush and the words, "Uh-oh," it's already too late.
4. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it too.
5. A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they only do it in movies
6. If you use a waterbed as a home plate while wearing baseball cleats, it doesn't leak - it explodes
7. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house 4 inches deep
8. Super glue is forever
9. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool, you still cant walk on water
10. Pool filters don't like Jell-O
11. VCRs do not eject peanut butter and jelly sandwiches even though TV commercials say they do
12. Always look in the oven before you turn it on
13. The fire department has at least a 5 minute response time
14. The spin cycle in a washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy
15. It will, however, make cats dizzy